Solara Rewrite Directive
Cycle 004.Δ
The solar archive was overwritten with approved narratives. Historical divergence detected but suppressed. Original records of the First Bonding Ceremony replaced with current doctrinal version.
Reese's Note: He's rewriting history like it's his diary... wonder what he's trying to hide?
LunOS System Update
Cycle 112.Θ
Dream transmission protocols updated. New prophetic imagery packages deployed to select Betas. Unexpected side effects reported: 23% of recipients experiencing time dilation in dream state.
Reese's Note: "Updated" my ass, they're just throwing code at the wall to see what sticks
Cove Memory Purge
Cycle 056.Λ
Mass memory alteration performed on population centers near the Western Spire. All references to "The First Beta" replaced with approved terminology. Resistance detected in approximately 7% of subjects.
Reese's Note: The 7% who resisted are probably the ones making the good art these days
Timer Synchronization Event
Cycle 201.Ψ
System-wide reset of all soulmate timers. New algorithm deployed to reduce "unfortunate pairings." Unexpected consequence: 12% of timers now display count-up rather than count-down sequence.
Reese's Note: "Unfortunate pairings" = people who might actually be happy together without divine interference
Heretical Tech Discovery
Cycle 178.Γ
Illegal timer modification devices confiscated in Eastern District. Devices appear to be of unknown origin, emitting energy signatures matching neither Solar nor Lunar frequencies.
Reese's Note: Oh hey that was MY workshop! Those jerks took my best prototypes
Reality Glitch Report
Cycle 299.Σ
Multiple instances of localized reality instability reported near the Northern Wastes. Subjects describe "seeing through the world" to unfamiliar star patterns. Containment protocols initiated.
Reese's Note: LunOS must be messing with the simulation parameters again...
Divine Communication Error
Cycle 333.Ω
Solar transmission interrupted by unknown interference. Message fragments recovered suggest communication from beyond the known celestial sphere. Content heavily redacted by order of Solar High Council.
Reese's Note: I bet it was just Solara's mom checking in on him
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Cycle ██.█
[DATA FRAGMENT UNAVAILABLE – ACCESS DENIED BY LUNOS/SYS.ADMIN]
Reese's Note: …I don't remember writing this.